I’m a writer, according to Wikipedia. This is factually correct, even though it feels like a lie (thanks, post-truth world).
I did not create the Wikipedia page, nor do I know who did. I’m just trying to live up to the designation.
Feel free to edit the Wikipedia page. Please make it as wild and glamorous as possible, but above all make it funny.
For anything else, it’s probably best to just send me an email.