Hi, I’m Erica.
I’m a writer, according to Wikipedia. This is factually correct, even though I feel like it’s a lie (thanks, post-truth world).
I did not create the Wikipedia page, nor do I know who did. I’m just trying to live up to the designation.
Feel free to edit the Wikipedia page. Please make it as wild and glamorous as possible, but above all make it funny.
People are going to believe what they want about me, even if it’s not true. I know this from experience.
If I actually cared to market myself properly I would list all kinds of accomplishments here, leaving out the often grim examples of my failure to deal with life.
The truth is that my biggest accomplishment is finding the courage to be myself, not what other people want me to be. Well, it’s the truth according to me, anyway.